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Donation Suggestions*

• School-Related Expenses (see the College for more on this)
  • Tuition – UCSD is not cheap and the reason we are here is to learn and better ourselves mentally.
  • Textbooks – these heavy (for our arms and wallets) monstrosities have a somewhat important connection to academic success, if opened of course.
  • School Supplies– hard to take notes without paper, pens, or a straight ruler.
• Wordly Experiences
  • Food (see Dining & Entertainment) – every dollar you donate is three boxes of mac and cheese for us. Of course, we sometimes have to buy other kinds of food due to the lack of complete nutritional value in M & C. For example, we love to eat, and we want to explore all the best restaurants San Diego has to offer. Ethiopian, French, Japanese, we want to be exposed to it all. The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
  • Experiences (see Activities, Party, Outdoors, and Ladies Pages) we have never had the pleasure or the means to do – this includes a romantic picnic on the beach (hopefully not with just Dave and myself), or scuba diving, or sailing, or visiting a museum, or maybe a cultural excursion to Mexico. There is so much to do, and so little time…
  • Website Maintenance (see Technology) costs, as well as our digital equipment costs (camera, computers, etc.)
• Auctions (see Auctions)
  • We offer auctions of items we find at garage sales and think you should have. We do this as a service to you folks, check out all of our auctions on eBay!
• Special Services
  • We want to meet you! If you are willing, we would love to come to your home and entertain you for a weekend, being goofy or debonair. You can show us off to your friends and we will clean your house and give you a perosnlaized tour of your beautiful hometown.
  • We will train your misbehaving dog, or at least try really hard and fail.
  • We will do combat rolls on your front lawn to the chagrin of your neighbors.
  • We will tutor your kids, or you, and having stirring conversations about politics, philosophy, or poetry.
  • We will do any chores, as long as they do not include long strenous labor.
  • We will even take your daughter out on date, as long as she is old enough and has a minium of two eyes.
  • All we ask is for transportaion costs – we want to travel and see as much of our amazing country as possible and the great people that reside in it. We will make you laugh non-stop, and we are willing to travel to anywhere in the world: We are “Equal Opportunity Goofballs”.

* Though we may suggest particular donations that we would benefit from, it's your choice how the donation is used. We cannot stress this enough. WHATEVER you want us to do, as long as the funds are covered, we'll do it. We guarantee it.

(copied from our FAQ)

Q: What do I get in return for my donation?

A: Like we mentioned in our mission statement, we want to repay your donation in full in the form of full recognition on our website, and the ability to see firsthand what joy your donation has brought us, and exactly how we used it. All donors will receive a personalized email thanking them for their donation, as well as exactly what we used it for, along with links to where they can see it’s impact on our website. In addition donations of:

• Every donor will receive a personalized email thanking them for their generous support, as well as full recognition on our website.
• For donations over $20, one will receive a CD with all pictures, movies, and DARs related to your donation, as well as past archives if one so desires.
• $50 and up: Wow, now we are becoming indebted to you! We will honor your name on our website (if you want), and worship you at night before we go to bed.

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