Yeah, we’re not philosophy majors either, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have little gems of illumination about the human condition that we think will benefit you and yours. So here is a collection of our observations and opinions of the world around us and the people who live in it.

Precept 1: 'You Only Live Once, So Always Take It To The MAX'

This is our new policy regarding the 2003-2004 academic school year at UCSD. When we see a couple of cute girls at the grocery store, we're going to ask them out. When we see a hitchhiker in need of a ride, we're going to pick them up. When there is a volunteer opportunity in which we can improve someone's life, we're all over it. We will seize any cpportunity that life offers us. Help us make this dream into a reality. Donate now.

Precept 2: 'Equity Must Reign Supreme'

With David & Chuck being such fierce competitors, we find equity to be the only way to temporarily satiate our competitive nature. If Chuck drinks a glass of milk, David must do the same. Sometimes, it gets so bad, and we're so starving that we must actually count the number of macaroni & cheese pieces, and distribute them equally. Therefore, we suggest the same kind of equity for all those people dealing with strife in their relationships. So please folks, please donate to us, and we promise to distribute your donation in a demonstration of perfect equality.

Precept 3: 'It's better to burn out than to fade away (Neil Young)'

Precept 4: 'Nobody teaches life anything'